Week 1 is in the books… and gahhhh damn it feels good to have football back! We’ve got an exiting season ahead of us… let’s see who started off the year strong… and who straight up sucked. Recap time!
STUD OF THE WEEK
Our highest scoring team for week 1 was Be Like Mike with 131.28 points. Here’s $10.00 big ones!
SCRUB OF THE WEEK
Our biggest loser for Week 1 was Dawgs on Top with a rough 83.72 points. 0 season points… and 0 respect. Better turn up for week 2!
Game Changer of the Week
Josh Allen led the entire NFL in scoring with 42.76 pts this week! Shoutout to Austin Powers for keeping his MVP motivated… but, you did still lose your match-up. Smh.
"Put me in Coach!" of the Week
Bad Mother Shuckers left Justin Fields on his bench with 31.52 pts. Ouch – that’s gotta hurt. At least you still won your match-up – let’s go!
Week 1 Match-Ups
Week 1 Overview
Top Scoring Players for Week 1
2025 Season Standings
Week 1 Shenanigans...
Welp, that’s all she wrote. Week 2 kicks off Thursday night with the WAS Commanders @ GB Packers.
Let’s get it!
-Commish