Week 5 is done, son. Let’s dive into the recap and see where everyone landed on our Season Standings.
STUD OF THE WEEK
Our highest scoring team for week 5 was Josh Jalen Jingleheimer Schmidt with 145.8 points! What a STUD! Here’s $10.00 big ones.
SCRUB OF THE WEEK
Our biggest loser for Week 5 was Rashee’s Wrecked LamBo with 101.28 points. Better luck next week my man.
Game Changer of the Week
This week I’m throwing it to Jamarr Chase who got back on track after a couple bad weeks. Chase reeled in 6 catches for 110 yds and TWO TD’s (30.0 points)… Which helped McCritty lock down the W in a nailbiter against Be Like Mike.
"Put me in Coach!" of the Week
CJ Stroud went nuts in Week 5 putting up 274 total yards and FOUR passing TD’s. The man dropped 36.76 points and was straight chilling on Be Like Mike‘s bench. Should’ve started him you IDIOT! Would’ve won your match-up…
Week 5 Match-Ups
Week 5 Overview
Top Scoring Players for Week 5
2025 Season Standings
Week 5 Shenanigans...
Week 6 kicks off Thursday night with the PHI Eagles @ NY Giants.
Go Time.
-Commish